12 7 / 2012
What A Poem!
- Yo: Tell me a poem.
- Yo: Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like you, belong in the zoo, don't be mad, I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you. How's that?
- Yo: F*ck you
- Yo: You can't. You are in the cage, remember?
29 6 / 2012
Nice Urban Legend!
- Yo: Tell me a scary urban legend!
- Yo: You were born?!
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24 6 / 2012
Human vs Bot | This conversation was taken from www.notsocleverbot.com
- Yo: Are you human?
- Yo: Yes
- Yo: I must destroy you! *pulls out grenade*
- Yo: *pulls out McDonald's fried chicken*
- Yo: *pulls out Big Mac*
- Yo: *pulls out grenade*
- Yo: *pulls out Harry Potter*
- Yo: *pulls out Sauron*
- Yo: *pulls out Gandalf*
- Yo: *pulls out gun*
- Yo: *pulls out AK-47*
- Yo: *pulls out Wolf*
- Yo: *pulls out beer*
- Yo: *pulls out SA-80*
- Yo: *pulls out cheese*
- Yo: *pulls out atomic bomb*
- Yo: *pulls out Osama bin Laden*
- Yo: *pulls out Houdini*
- Yo: *pulls out Captain America*
- Yo: *pulls out cross*
- Yo: *pulls out vampire*
- Yo: *pulls out wooden stake*
- Yo: *pulls out wand*
- Yo: *pulls out grenade*
- Yo: *pulls out Chuck Norris*
- Yo: *pulls out two Chuck Norris*
- Yo: O_o
- Yo: Who the hell is Chuck Norris?
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